Was my snapple cap wrong? Please help– emergency?

My lifes going to end, my snapple cap is wrong!

Real Fact #121

The only bird that can swim but not fly is the penguin.

WHAT ABOUT A PUFFINS. THEY SWIM TOO, LIARS. LIES, ALL LIES.
- Zeus

How do you say in Spanish – birdnest in bush, please do not come closer?

Sparrows have built a nest near my front door (eggs now!) and it always makes mama fly away when I open the front door. So I have a sign in English “Stop – do not come closer! Birds nesting on the other side of this bush! Do not use front door unless it’s an emergency!”

So that’s really what I want the gardeners to know. They’ll be coming later today.

Thank you.
… smart aleck remarks help the birds a lot, thanks.
- abundantsunshine949

If a lizard transitional species give birth to a bird, how can the bird learn to fly with lizards for parents?

(if this lizard transitional species was the last one before it’s offspring became birds)
- Gruntled Employee

What is the worlds highest altitude bird?

Of all bird species, which one can fly at the highest altitude?
- voltshock99

If you could be any species of bird, what would you be?

Wandering Albatross, I’d love to fly from pole to pole and wander the seas.
- Katie Z

HELP asap real emergency?

Okay, so I know this is supposed to be in the “pets” section, but nobody has answered my question:

I have some baby finches that were born today on my back porch. Their mom is there and everything, but I have two hunting dogs who have repeatedly killed baby birds who try and fly from their nests!

What can I do, and how long will it take for them to be able to fly?
yes, I know this is not fashion, but it’s important, and you get so many more answers and ideas here. again, thanks for all your answers!
- Kate V

pigeon help answer quickly! experts on pigeons please?

well 2 days ago i found a pigeon and it couldn’t fly so i tried to “scare” it home like i would scare it with my flip-flop it worked out then my freind’s grandpa came and showed me that it won’t bite and he picked it up he told me to try im all like ok lets try it so i did and it was unusually calm it squirmed but not as much as i thought it would…
i’ve been feeding it hamster food (taking out the sunflowers and wafer thingy i dont know what its called) and mixing in uncooked rice like its hard not cooked i will give it some wild bird food when i get a chance to go to the store…and anyways i dont know what to do now…ummm it seems that it cant fly but today it flew to the fence and was sittting on top of the fence i should be happy instead i was HORRIFIED what if it hopped to my neighbors backyard then what but instead of doing something dumb i snook up from behind and grabbed its tail thing or whatever it didn’t struggle instead it willingly let me grab it that happened three times…im not sure why its not a very good flier though it can fly NOW but when i got it it couldn’t but now it can but not that good…<<<<<>>>>> PIGEON EXPERTS PLEASE HELP….. if my bird is sick i want to do something so HELP PLEASE!!!!!!!
- Esther

I just found a hurt bird in my backyard with my dog on top of it, it’s still moving what do i do?

the bird still seems to be moving , and trying to fly away but one of it’s wings won’t fold in all the way. i gave it a bowl with water and some small chunks of bread. my wildlife rescue won’t answer the phone and the local humane society is closed on mondays… i think the little guy will haveta stick it out ’til tomorrow… any suggestions?
- Maggie B

What do you do when a bird has broken leg? How do you help it?

A small bird with yellow colored lips just flew in our house after a cat was chasing it. This is kind of an emergency, because it’s leg is broken!! Can anybody tell us how to help it?? Please? It has greyish feathers and it’s pretty small, but normal sized for it’s kind I guess.
On second thought I don’t think it’s leg is broken but it just won’t fly. My family thinks it’s exhausted because apparently all morning it’s been in the kitchen making noises, but no one knew where it was. So now it’s in a nice box with lots of grass and we gave it a waterdish. We also think it is still a little young because it’s feathers are still a little poofy just the slightest bit. However i think it just escaped from a cat so that may explain the poofiness. Maybe it’s still learning to fly well.
- Miss PIff

emergency! bird injred?

i found a bird in my yard i think its injured because however hard it flaps it wings it cant fly i dont want it to suffer what do i do i dunno how much life it has left
- airsoftpunk14610

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