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What are your views on the following tale? Is this a valid assumption?


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We bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.
Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table…everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.
After a while, I couldn’t even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.
Soon, the back yard was like it used to be…quite, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.
Now let’s see…our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen. Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families: you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor: you child’s 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn’t speak English: Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to press “one” to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than “Old Glory” are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

Maybe it’s time for the government to take down the bird feeder.
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20 Responses to “What are your views on the following tale? Is this a valid assumption?”

  1. Dawn P on December 20th, 2009 7:25 pm

    That is such a good way to put that.

  2. kscottmccormick on December 21st, 2009 11:21 am

    Yes, it’s way past time. Write to your representatives.

  3. auditor4u2007 on December 21st, 2009 11:56 am

    great analogy.

  4. ezwider on December 22nd, 2009 1:34 pm

    Yeah, I saw that too. Makes perfect sense.

  5. Amazon Princess on December 24th, 2009 2:49 am

    YOU ARE A RACIST AGAINST BIRDS!!!! Oh sorry thought I was pro illegal for a minute.

    I will say BRAVO!!!!!!

    See you get a thumbs down for good humor, lol!

  6. Heath on December 27th, 2009 7:28 am

    Very well put.

  7. chiquis707 on December 30th, 2009 6:36 am

    Let’s start with eliminating the anchor babies.

  8. sassyk on January 2nd, 2010 3:55 am

    Awesome. You definatley put things in perspective. An excellent way to put things. I bet the birds didn’t want to learn English either. You made my day. Thanks.

  9. B.Kevorkian on January 2nd, 2010 7:22 am

    The ‘bird feeder’ in this case isn’t just entitlements and services – it’s also jobs. You’d have to crack down pretty hard on employers for it to work.

  10. R G on January 5th, 2010 10:59 am

    Great anaolgy and so true. All you have to do is open your eyes and use some common sense and you will know that it is true. Too bad our political elites don’t see it

  11. JessicaRabbit on January 6th, 2010 1:10 am

    I like the analogy! The illegals are “pooping” all over the place and making things disgusting!

    A star for you!

  12. riverwooddude on January 8th, 2010 4:15 pm

    These are people you are talking about- not birds-and they are here because people will hire them legally or illegally.
    There is no way to “get rid” of 12 million people.
    Laws should be tightened, and hey the free medical gets me too- when I have to always worry about the cost of insurance.
    But that is why reform is needed- and I think good people should be given a path to citizenship.

    You will never seal the border-that is a hoax. It is either real reform, or things will stay just as they are now.

  13. mnwoman on January 8th, 2010 9:55 pm

    I agree and Thumbs Up and a gold star.

  14. montreaux1991 on January 8th, 2010 10:42 pm

    Excellent analogy.

  15. Legionary Titus Pullo jr on January 11th, 2010 1:51 am

    yep,Super analogy.

  16. Moody Trojans Tx Champs on January 12th, 2010 10:48 am

    I am just glad you good ole white boys are finally getting your just dues. The sweet part is I am seeing it in my lifetime. I hope we get another 30 million illegals so more of you white Pendejo boys get more pissed off.

  17. Nyema on January 12th, 2010 8:03 pm

    This is good. Now all you have to do is suceed in getting Bush to see it that way. While we’re at it, lets send the troops home, put up a wall-then enforce it with border patrol ( and let them do what they are being paid to do, no matter what the cost or the outcome), and lastly; lets try to talk Bush out of giving these illegals amnesty. Afterward, we as a nation will have to figure out a way to get Bush out of office as well.

  18. wmcritter on January 14th, 2010 4:55 pm

    We need to take down the bird feeder for the locals as well as the immigrants.

  19. ricmon87 on January 16th, 2010 3:51 am

    and you are mad because. . . . ?

  20. Kittieashy on January 17th, 2010 12:02 am

    I like that one!! Take care.

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